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Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I remember the first time you submitted this. It's even more funny now, I think. Anyway... you know how good this movie is, so I don't have to extol how you did just about everything perfectly.

I have one complaint, and its about your author's comments. People are allowed to view and vote whatever they want on anything they want. Do you realize how fucked the portal would be if every kid that said "Don't vote on this if you don't like stick movies" was listened too. Part of being successful in the portal involves being universally appealing to everyone. Besides... I don't think being ranked 4.38 is anything to be ashamed of.

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Bob's Winter Bob's Winter

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Huge Filesize...

You need to work on Audio Compression. That file could have been under 2 megs I bet. To make him dying on the shovel, you could have split him onto two layers, so the shovel actually goes through him and not behind him. And honestly, that explosion was about 10 seconds too long.

Also... whoever gave you that preloader, I definitly think he ripped it from newgrounds. He just deleted the picture, and changed the play button. Someone who knows how to code a percent preloader would probably know how to use the center object command to keep his button aligned with the loading bar. Also, he wouldn't change from the bar identical to Toms, to an ugly ass play button. So tell your friend who gave you that preloader that he is a douche bag.

DaEnglishWeiner responds:

first of all, toxicbomb made me that preloader, if your not blind youll look down at the bottom were he right, made by matt fenelle, aka toxicbomb, secondly, he didnt rip off newgrounds, he made it himself, and so go fuck off!

NG Deathmatch 1(2/2) NG Deathmatch 1(2/2)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is so pimp it's rediculous. It would take 2 Bruce Lee's and an Beatrix Kiddo 3 hours to kick as much ass as you did in 7 minutes. I can't wait for more.

shit movie shit movie

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

It's just too slow.

I watched it the whole way to the end. Rocket Sloths and all. It was just too damned slow. You've got good art skills, and the sound was so so, but it was just so damned boring. It's hard to get a good pace going in flash, but it'd be better if this was too fast rather then too slow.

(2004) made the ending (2004) made the ending

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


Claymation at it's finest. There isn't much I criticize about this flash. It truly kicks ass. And you gotta love the xbox cable hanging in the background. Anyway... keep up the good work.

CHASE : Episode 1 CHASE : Episode 1

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Don't be discouraged...

The people who are voting right now are fucking idiots. There is a rediculous amount of utter horse shit right now that is passing, and it doesn't look like your movie is gonna make it. I don't know what's wrong, but all the movies under judgement are pretty much shit, but they are all high 2's for some reason. Nice effort on this, just a little on the wierd side.

DesertMarch responds:

Yeah I think I'll resubmit it later ... I forgot to add the "watch it past the stick man" part ... thanks for the replies everyone

Bad Idea Bad Idea

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Short and sweet

I really liked the animation style. Simple, yet effective. When I voted on this the score was kinda low. Hopefully this one passes judgement. It deserves it. If it doesn't, don't be discouraged, because that piece shows both talent and potential.

The Interveiw The Interveiw

Rated 1 / 5 stars

It really wasn't that good.

First of all... that file size was terrible. That movie was maybe a minute long, and a 4 meg file for that wasn't worth it. Other than that, the graphics were so so, and the voices were annoying. The biggest problems was it didn't look like, or sound like Jacko. And really... it was't that funny. Spelling helps too. Better luck with your next entry.

Captian Kangeroo Tribute Captian Kangeroo Tribute

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

A low score...

A low score... not because I'm offended, but because it wasn't good. This movie is made of stolen pictures playing over top of stolen music. I guess there was some animation... but it was subpar. It wasn't very funny, but I guess some people are still going for shock value. Anyway... I hope you find better luck with your next entry.

eddiebalin responds:

To bad you gave my movie a low score.

I give yur mother a high score for sucking dick.

War! War!

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not bad

It was good, and I know how difficult frame by frame animation could be. It was so so as far as stick fight scenes go, but I had trouble telling if it was the same guy kicking everyone elses ass, or if it was just a bunch of random floaty guys beating on one another. Maybe color code the different guys? Anyway... there are a lot of movies in the portal like this, so next time, try something that makes your movie stand out. The sound was nice though.

wallpaperman responds:

thanks for the helpful review