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Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I remember the first time you submitted this. It's even more funny now, I think. Anyway... you know how good this movie is, so I don't have to extol how you did just about everything perfectly.

I have one complaint, and its about your author's comments. People are allowed to view and vote whatever they want on anything they want. Do you realize how fucked the portal would be if every kid that said "Don't vote on this if you don't like stick movies" was listened too. Part of being successful in the portal involves being universally appealing to everyone. Besides... I don't think being ranked 4.38 is anything to be ashamed of.

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Bob's Winter Bob's Winter

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Huge Filesize...

You need to work on Audio Compression. That file could have been under 2 megs I bet. To make him dying on the shovel, you could have split him onto two layers, so the shovel actually goes through him and not behind him. And honestly, that explosion was about 10 seconds too long.

Also... whoever gave you that preloader, I definitly think he ripped it from newgrounds. He just deleted the picture, and changed the play button. Someone who knows how to code a percent preloader would probably know how to use the center object command to keep his button aligned with the loading bar. Also, he wouldn't change from the bar identical to Toms, to an ugly ass play button. So tell your friend who gave you that preloader that he is a douche bag.

DaEnglishWeiner responds:

first of all, toxicbomb made me that preloader, if your not blind youll look down at the bottom were he right, made by matt fenelle, aka toxicbomb, secondly, he didnt rip off newgrounds, he made it himself, and so go fuck off!

NG Deathmatch 1(2/2) NG Deathmatch 1(2/2)

Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is so pimp it's rediculous. It would take 2 Bruce Lee's and an Beatrix Kiddo 3 hours to kick as much ass as you did in 7 minutes. I can't wait for more.

Recent Game Reviews

Fuel (Demo) Fuel (Demo)

Rated 3 / 5 stars


Here is one glitch I found. Winning money is really really easy if you do a longer race. If you change the distance to even 1000, you get going so fast that you slaughter the time every time. So maybe come up with some way to fix that. Other than that, I can't wait to see the final product.

Zach responds:

thanks, i know about this glitch and its just a problem in the script, which like many things is being fixed.
I just have to hope now not many people read this and find out how to get money

Clubby The Seal Clubby The Seal

Rated 5 / 5 stars

It was so damn slick...

This game was awesome. That's it... there's nothing else to say. The only complaint I could come up with was there was no uphill attack. Everytime I walked up a hill I got raped by the eskimos.

Castle Cat Castle Cat

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Excellent game...

It's stuff like this that redeems my faith in the portal. It's wicked sweet. Two complaints, and both of them can be reasonably blamed on the fact that I suck. I didn't like how you kind of floated along the ground, and I didn't like how fast he fell. I normally couldn't even see him if he walked off a platform until he landed on the one below. Again, this could just be because I suck. Wicked sweet game though.