Score: 10

"Amazing..."

submission: Star Wars Gangsta Rap: SE

date: June 17, 2004

I remember the first time you submitted this. It's even more funny now, I think. Anyway... you know how good this movie is, so I don't have to extol how you did just about everything perfectly.

I have one complaint, and its about your author's comments. People are allowed to view and vote whatever they want on anything they want. Do you realize how fucked the portal would be if every kid that said "Don't vote on this if you don't like stick movies" was listened too. Part of being successful in the portal involves being universally appealing to everyone. Besides... I don't think being ranked 4.38 is anything to be ashamed of.

Score: 2

"Huge Filesize..."

submission: Bob's Winter

date: June 17, 2004

You need to work on Audio Compression. That file could have been under 2 megs I bet. To make him dying on the shovel, you could have split him onto two layers, so the shovel actually goes through him and not behind him. And honestly, that explosion was about 10 seconds too long.

Also... whoever gave you that preloader, I definitly think he ripped it from newgrounds. He just deleted the picture, and changed the play button. Someone who knows how to code a percent preloader would probably know how to use the center object command to keep his button aligned with the loading bar. Also, he wouldn't change from the bar identical to Toms, to an ugly ass play button. So tell your friend who gave you that preloader that he is a douche bag.

Score: 6

"Excellent..."

submission: Fuel (Demo)

date: June 9, 2004

Here is one glitch I found. Winning money is really really easy if you do a longer race. If you change the distance to even 1000, you get going so fast that you slaughter the time every time. So maybe come up with some way to fix that. Other than that, I can't wait to see the final product.

Score: 10

"Wow..."

submission: NG Deathmatch 1(2/2)

date: May 19, 2004

This is so pimp it's rediculous. It would take 2 Bruce Lee's and an Beatrix Kiddo 3 hours to kick as much ass as you did in 7 minutes. I can't wait for more.

Score: 5

"It's just too slow."

submission: shit movie

date: May 3, 2004

I watched it the whole way to the end. Rocket Sloths and all. It was just too damned slow. You've got good art skills, and the sound was so so, but it was just so damned boring. It's hard to get a good pace going in flash, but it'd be better if this was too fast rather then too slow.

Score: 9

"Nice..."

submission: (2004) made the ending

date: April 24, 2004

Claymation at it's finest. There isn't much I criticize about this flash. It truly kicks ass. And you gotta love the xbox cable hanging in the background. Anyway... keep up the good work.

Score: 6

"Don't be discouraged..."

submission: CHASE : Episode 1

date: February 25, 2004

The people who are voting right now are fucking idiots. There is a rediculous amount of utter horse shit right now that is passing, and it doesn't look like your movie is gonna make it. I don't know what's wrong, but all the movies under judgement are pretty much shit, but they are all high 2's for some reason. Nice effort on this, just a little on the wierd side.

Score: 10

"It was so damn slick..."

submission: Clubby The Seal

date: February 9, 2004

This game was awesome. That's it... there's nothing else to say. The only complaint I could come up with was there was no uphill attack. Everytime I walked up a hill I got raped by the eskimos.

Score: 10

"Excellent game..."

submission: Castle Cat

date: February 2, 2004

It's stuff like this that redeems my faith in the portal. It's wicked sweet. Two complaints, and both of them can be reasonably blamed on the fact that I suck. I didn't like how you kind of floated along the ground, and I didn't like how fast he fell. I normally couldn't even see him if he walked off a platform until he landed on the one below. Again, this could just be because I suck. Wicked sweet game though.

Score: 10

"I hate punk music..."

submission: Punk-o-matic

date: February 2, 2004

But I have to hand it to you. This is one of the most amazing pieces of flash I have ever seen.

Everything about it reeks of polish and effort. As a fellow flash artist, the amount of work put into this game is mind boggling. I fiddled around, and made a few songs, and while I didn't much care for the music, I couldn't help but be amazed with everything about this game. The graphics, the interface, the quality of the sound... everything. Not only that, but the concept. There is nothing like this on Newgrounds that I have ever seen. If this isn't revolutionary, I don't know what is.